Top Ten Awesome Weekend Wishes

1. ) Wishing everyone a great sunday full of laughter and family.

2. ) Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.

3. ) Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s! =)

4. ) I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he’s still not talking to me!

5. ) Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

6. ) Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?

7. ) The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

8. ) My neighbor’s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.

9. ) Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away….):

10. ) My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into!!!”

Amazing Weekend’s Wishes For Friends

11. ) Dear weekend, I’ve missed you so much.

12. ) I stayed at a really nice, really fancy hotel this weekend. The towels were so thick I could hardly get my suitcase shut.

• 13. ) The weekend went by and I don
• 14. ) Restatus if you’re happy the weekend is here!
• 15. ) If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”
• 16. ) There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
• 17. ) Hello weekend, i have missed you.
• 18. ) Thinks Sunday should be 48 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday.

19. ) I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

20. ) I’m a teenager. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama for attention. Yes, we do still exist.

Lovely Weekend Wishes For Family

21. ) I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

22. ) Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed.

23. ) Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

24. ) Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

25. ) click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

• 26. ) FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.
• 27. ) Climb into bed tonight with that blissful feeling that there will be no alarm clock in the morning, It’s the WEEKEND! – Woohoo!!
• 28. ) The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
• 29. ) A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.
• 30. ) LIKE IF your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.

Best Weekend Quotes and Greetings

31. ) Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework! Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

32. ) Dear weekend, I can’t wait to see you again.

33. ) click ‘like’ if u r already waiting for next weekend

34. ) Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

35. ) Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

36. ) Sunday is my official LAZY DAY…..

37. ) Wishes that Sundays came with a pause button!

38. ) Restatus if you’re happy its the weekend! This should get at least 500 RT’s! =)

39. ) Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what others think. Stop waiting for the weekend. Live now!

40. ) My girlfriend said we can’t hang out this weekend because she doesn’t exist.

Funniest Weekend Sayings

41. ) Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”

42. ) Does anyone else smell that? I do believe it’s the nasty stench of Monday coming on…

43. ) I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.

44. ) Working for the weekend, like everybody.

45. ) I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

46. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

47. ) It doesn’t have to be Sunday to Praise God.God loves us everyday!

48. ) Loves Sundays..even it’s name sounds happy..hope your Sunday is a happy one…

49. ) I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

50. ) Three of the worst words to hear… ‘Tomorrow is Monday’.

Happy Weekend Greetings and Status

51. ) Dear weekend, Welcome back..I’ve missed you..

52. ) The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.

53. ) Sunday already, now where is the weekend remote so I can hit the rewind button.

54. ) Raise your hand if you’re ready for the weekend to come already..

55. ) It’s Sunday! Before the weekend ends, I want to follow some of you. RT if you wanna be followed back! Watch out for my next status.

56. ) It’s the weekend!!! The ” Responsible Adult Button” has been switched to OFF!!

57. ) I hate the weekend!

58. ) First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

59. ) Girls who don’t smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. They are the true ladies.

60. ) No homework = Perfect weekend!

Sweet Weekend Wishes

61. ) Dear Weekend, I really enjoyed the time we spent together the past couple days. I’m sorry you had to leave so quickly, but just know that you’ll be on my mind.

62. ) Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.

63. ) I wish weekend never end..

• 64. ) Waking up for school :(-_-) .. Waking up on a weekend: ( ‘o’ )/
• 65. ) Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, u you’re OK
• 66. ) Forecast for the weekend… mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
• 67. ) It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what my friends and I will do this weekend.
• 68. ) You had all weekend to do your homework! Um, sorry I have a life.

69. ) Dear Weekend, I’ve missed you..Welcome back.

70. ) Monday is punishment for what you did at the weekend.