Halloween Wishes And Greetings 2016

Halloween is coming! You must be looking for best Halloween wishes and greetings. WishesPlanet presents best collection of Halloween wishes and greetings in 2016.

Halloween is also known as All Hollows Day, which is a Christian event widely celebrated in western countries. Halloween marks 3-days dedication in remembrance of dead, including saints, martyrs and other departed that were truly faithful. On this occasion, people do trick-or-treating, attend costume parties, decorate carving pumpkins and so on.

So, you’d love to send Halloween Wishes and Greetings to your loved ones. Scroll down to check out the collection!

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Amazing Halloween Wishes And Quotes

halloween wishes and greetings

1 ) Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

2 ) For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

3 ) I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet

4 ) When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them.

5 ) I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?

Halloween Quotes And Sayings 2016

6 ) Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you’re ready!

7 ) You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

8 ) I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

  • 9 ) Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PI’ll Be Your TrickI’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.Halloween
  • 10 ) Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.

11 ) The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

  • 12 ) I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is…..
  • 13 ) Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..

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14 ) Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

15 ) Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

Halloween Messages And Sayings

16 ) The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

17 ) Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

18 ) If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, many say they find in the cemetery.

19 ) Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

20 ) Tonight I’ll be your bitch! For you I’ll do magic!

Halloween Ideas/Best Halloween Ideas

21 ) You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink. chair on your porch.

  • 22 ) Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!
  • 23 ) Happy Halloween… may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!
  • 24 ) Why can’t Ghosts have babies? Cuz’ they have Hollow weenies!

25 ) Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You’re so perfect. Happy Halloween.

Halloween Poems/Finest Halloween Poems

26 ) I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like “Ugh, tourists”.

27 ) I’m surprised kids haven’t found a way to trick or treat online yet.

28 ) For Halloween I’m going to write ‘Life’ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

29 ) Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

30 ) Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it ‘Not Sexy Nurse’.

31 ) Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it “Not Sexy Nurse”

  • 32 ) Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

  • 33 ) Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

34 ) That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..

35 ) For Halloween I’m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

Hope you liked this collection of Halloween wishes and greetings!